Friend: You haven't blogged in a long time.
Me: When was the last time you looked at my blog?
Friend: About a month ago and it seemed to me that you had slowed down.
Me: So, past performance is indicative of the current state of things?
Friend: Well no. But, your life seems to be going well. You have the painting thing. Work is getting really busy. You're cooking dinner. And well, none of that seems to me to be interesting enough to blog about.
Me: So, you haven't been on my blog for over a month?
Friend: No, but I will now.
Too bad it will just be our conversation that has been posted.